9/23/2006

Hmmm

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentifiedobject with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch justoutside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by theUS Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly ninemonths after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham;John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; DianneFeinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.

12 comments:

Fishfrog said...

Is that really true? That's creepy if it is.

Fishfrog said...

From Hillary Rodham Clinton's website:

"Senator Clinton was born in Chicago, Illinois, on October 26, 1947."

Fishfrog said...

From wikipedia entry re: John Kerry:

"John Forbes Kerry (born December 11, 1943) is the junior United States Senator from Massachusetts."

Fishfrog said...

Also from wikipedia re: Bill Clinton:

"William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (born William Jefferson Blythe III on August 19, 1946) was the 42nd President of the United States, serving from 1993 to 2001."

Fishfrog said...

Wikipedia re: Howard Dean:

"Howard Brush Dean III (born November 17, 1948) is an American politician and physician from the U.S. state of Vermont."

Fishfrog said...

Wikipedia re: Pelosi:

"Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro Pelosi (born March 26, 1940) is the Minority Leader of the United States House of Representatives."

Fishfrog said...

Diane Feinstein:

"Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein (born June 22, 1933) is a Democratic U.S. Senator from California, a position she has held since 1992."

Fishfrog said...

Chuck Schumer:

"Charles Ellis "Chuck" Schumer (born November 23, 1950) is an American politician. He is currently the senior Senator from the state of New York, serving since 1999."

Fishfrog said...

Barbara Boxer:

"Barbara Levy Boxer (born November 11, 1940) is an American politician and the current junior U.S. Senator from the State of California."

Fishfrog said...

In conclusion, only Al Gore and Howard Dean are probable alien offspring.

Arfanser said...

All of those records have obviously been altered by the aliens to throw us off their track.

Fishfrog said...

That's definitely possible.