Yesterday, instead of taking the MPRE, I played football. This resulted in sprained ligaments around my collarbone, a torn pectoral muscle, and a torn hamstring. Here is a list of things you cant do with these injuries:
Change a diaper,
Pick up a kid,
Read a book,
sleep on your side,
bend over,
reach across your body,
walk at a normal speed.

These are the ones I have discovered so far. If I continue to feel sorry for myself, I may make a more extensive list. Keep your fingers crossed.

1 comment:

Matt said...

And while the MPRE was fairly painful, that pain lasted all of two hours and five minutes. Get well!