My favorite line from the times today

Bill Ash, a former assistant to Mr. Tobias, said he had told the police that Mrs. Tobias confessed to him that she had cajoled her husband into the water while he was on a cocaine binge with a promise of sex with a male go-go dancer known as Tiger.

1 comment:

permathreeseat said...

Leona Helmsley's dog had to travel to a secret location under an assumed name because it has been receiving death threats.